I don’t have one, don’t plan on getting one, and have had enough of the hype.
But waitaminute. There are plenty of iPhone spoofs and an oddball I-want-to-be-first-in-line video.
Unfortunately, some of the videos are on sites that might offer other videos not suitable for youngsters (or, I guess, some oldsters). I'll let you know which, but you better screen the sites yourself if you plan to turn the links over to your kids.
* Gizmodo’s iPhone touchscreen spoof
* College Humor has two parodies, funny, but not LOL. Watch out for their links to other potentially distasteful movies. Parody ad number one and number two.
* "iPhone?" says the voiceover in this spoof -- "I'm bored." The video has one %#$!& obscenity at the end. Pretty funny, though.
* This woman -- a big wad of cash in hand -- buys her way to the front of the line (video below).
Update: Here's another spoof using the Mac vs. PC style. [Thanks, David J.]