Last year I was on vacation, sitting by a lake, sipping a gin and tonic, and enjoying a good book. Then a jerk fired up his noisy, smelly, Jet Ski and zipped around in mindless circles, replacing the peace and ruining the day.
What this idiot needed instead was a human powered AquaSkipper.

And if you're not convinced that everyone contemplating buying a Jet Ski needs one instead, watch the video.