Updated 6/2/2008: It took us longer than usual, but we've finally picked a winner.
Last week, we posted a photo of the smallest and the biggest laptop currently in our labs, and asked you to provide a caption. Congratulations to Expohab (who I'm guessing is from Montreal), who offered up this beauty, eh.

He scares the chip out of me! -- Expohab
Well done, Expohab! You may pick up your grand prize, which is an invisible unicorn, any time you like.
Thanks for everyone who submitted captions this past week, and tune in next Friday for a brand-new Caption Crunch contest.
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Hello, and welcome back to a fresh installment of Caption Crunch, the every-other-week contest where we provide the photo and you provide the wit. It's free to play, and, well, you don't really win anything. But how can you lose?
This week, we've got a photo of the tiniest laptop we've ever seen (the 5.6-inch, 1.5-pound Fujitsu Lifebook U810) sitting on the biggest and baddest laptop in our labs (the 20-inch, 17-pound Acer Aspire 9810). We want you to take a crack at the caption; just post it in the Comments section below.

Got a crazy caption idea? Post it in the Comments section below, and check back next Friday to see this week's big winner. Good luck!
Previous Caption Crunch Contests
Don't eat me!
AHHH!!!....well at least im running windows XP :)
AHHH!!!!....well at least im running windows XP :)
I commented twice...woops!
Oh my god. He is running Vista. He is very heavy.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"And that's how you were made son..."
"Oh my, daddy!"
He scares the chip out of me!
Small Laptop- OH SWEET JESUS VISTA HAS EATEN ALL OF WINDOWS FOLLOWERS AND NOW ITS COMING FOR ME!
Bill Gates- Yes my pet feast upon XP's soul!
Small Laptop: Oh no! Look at that paint interface!
Big Laptop: This is what Vista is all about my little friend! Interface!
Small Laptop: Oh no! Look at that paint interface!
Big Laptop: This is what Vista is all about my little friend! Interface!
Fujistsu: Oh no! Look at that Paint interface!
Acer: This is what Vista is all about my little friend!
Yikes! I hope I'm not sitting on his escape key!
small laptop: Windows XP = teh pwn, vista sucks .... oooooh!
big laptop: >:(