Hello and welcome back to another exciting installment of Caption Crunch, the every-other-week caption-writing contest that depends heavily on your creative submissions.
This week, we've got a photo snapped at last weekend's Maker Faire taken by PC World Associate Editor Danny Allen. It's a chariot-pulling Arnold Schwarzenegger robot, and it's begging for your captions... or else.

Got a great caption idea for this photo? Give it your best shot in the Comments section below, and check back next Friday for a big winner. Good luck!
John Conner: "oh crap"
"Look, I solved global warming"
"I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN MY HANDS!....what do YOU have?"
"I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN MY HANDS!....what do YOU have?"
"I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN MY HANDS!....what do YOU have?"
First Cow-lee-fon-ya, then the wooorld!
Maria could you grease my joint while I lift up my ball?
Contest over: Buckwalter wins.
Prototype of the T-82 Terminator Unit. Luckily, it's still in its autism phase.
At last I have the World in my hands............and I was able to ditch that stupid Mr. Freeze costume. I looked like the electric guy I fried in "Running Man"......