Caption Crunch: Very Cautious Computing

Update 5/1: Your captions came in fast and furious this week, which could be yet another reason why Greg Adler is wearing a helmet.

It was particularly hard to pick a winning caption this week, but we've huddled up and made it happen.

(Parks bike) "I hope no one noticed me coming in to work late..." -- chosendragon

Congrats to chosendragon, who is coincidentally our chosenwinner of the week. And that's nice, because chosendragon is a big-time Caption Crunch regular (yes, chosendragon, we've been watching you.)

Because the caption submissions were so ample this past week, we've also picked some honorable mentions from the pack. And a big loser.

Honorable mentions

After watching TRON one too many times, Greg decided that he would be prepared in case the laser printer behind him tried anything. -- james6324

Ultra-Man's day job... -- sparrownightmare

Though Evil Kneivel's grandson didn't get into stunt riding, some of the family lineage was inevitably passed down. -- DaveInNC

Always practice safe hex. -- oldsquid

Computing at the high speeds without a helmet is dangerous. This a public service announcement from your friends at the Institute for Safe Computing. -- dmontanosanders

Last place (unless the caption was meant to be a deadpan non-sequitir)

I just did a Google Search on this company in their map area and this company appears to be in a residential neighborhood . Hmn!
The question now is, are they a legitimate business or not.
Check it out. The companies web site shows the address as
10475 NW 28th St Doral, FL. Not having normal place of business is a concern. -- roync2

Better luck next time, roync2. The good news is that you receive the exact same prize as our first-place winner. The bad news is that, well, there is no prize.

Thanks to everyone for participating, and check back next Friday for a brand-new episode of Caption Crunch!

What follows is the original text for this Caption Crunch contest.

Thanks for stopping by, and welcome to the latest edition of Caption Crunch.

We're hooking you up with a picture, and you're hooking us up with hilarious captions, which you can post in the comments section below. Then, next Friday, we'll select a winning caption. It may even be yours.

This week, we've got a full-color shot of the Internet's Greg Adler, hard at work in the PC World offices. In addition to the anti-virus software on his PC, Adler uses hardware solutions, such as a helmet, to keep his computing experience safe and secure.

Got a good caption idea for this pic? Post it in the comments section below, and check back next Friday to see if you're the big winner.

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