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Friday, April 11, 2008 10:00 AM PT Posted by Tim Moynihan

Caption Crunch Winner: When Robot Pandas Attack

Update 4/11: We had a great showing for our latest Caption Crunch contest. Keep up the furious caption-writing!

Alas, there can only be one winner, and we've chosen it. Here is the image we asked you to provide a caption for, in which a cute-but-ferocious robotic panda is clawing a beanie-clad man in the face.

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It wasn't until Petey the Security Panda used his patented Chloroform-Hand-Wash that the burglar was finally subdued. -- Dpar

Congratulations to Dpar, if that is your real name. The grand prize this week is a vowel of your choice, which can be inserted between the "D" and the "p" in your username to create a more-pronounceable word. All right!

Thanks for playing, and tune in next Friday for a brand-new installment of Caption Crunch.

What follows is the original text for this Caption Crunch contest.

Hello, and welcome back to Caption Crunch, the every-other-week caption-writing contest that pits you, the reader, against our very own PC World editors.

Here's how it works: we post a pic, and you write the caption in the comments section below. Then, next Friday, we'll pick a winner and post it right here.

This week, we have a very rare shot of a robotic panda in the wild, doing what robotic pandas do best: face-clawing.

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Got a great caption idea for this shot? Post it in the comments section below, and good luck!

Previous Caption Crunch Contests

  • Caption Crunch: HDTV and Armpit Testing
  • Caption Crunch: Hold the Phone!
  • Caption Crunch: Jobs and Willis at Macworld
  • Caption Crunch: New-School Bingo
  • Caption Crunch: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

    Comments

    I am sorry Dave but the pandas are very shy.

    liteinmyi
    April 03, 2008
    8:19 PM PT

    Apple's new iPanda and Steve Jobs throw down in a no holds bar cage match over just who looks better in evil black turtle necks.

    Baka4u
    April 03, 2008
    10:55 PM PT

    You can't *handle* the shoots!

    lanerellis
    April 04, 2008
    6:29 AM PT

    I told you, I am NOT going to do a shower scene with you, even if you keep your clothes on!!

    andrewwms
    April 04, 2008
    6:42 AM PT

    It wasn't until Petey the Security Panda used his patented Chloroform-Hand-Wash, that the burglar was finally subdued.

    Dpar
    April 04, 2008
    6:52 AM PT

    It wasn't until Petey the Security Panda used his patented Chloroform-Hand-Wash, that the burglar was finally subdued.

    Dpar
    April 04, 2008
    6:54 AM PT

    Panda-bot: "Scratch and sniff technology - you forgot to sniff! Doc-Oc tentacles deploy!"
    "Pleo can't save you now!"
    "Here's Chucky!"

    chosendragon
    April 04, 2008
    8:50 AM PT

    You are my Daddy, You Are! You Are!

    lpmurray
    April 04, 2008
    9:57 AM PT

    In one swift move A.I. Dominates all human existance.

    masxt2
    April 04, 2008
    12:01 PM PT

    Man's new best friend, move over Dogs here comes RoboPanda.

    lpmurray
    April 04, 2008
    12:28 PM PT

    i am programmed to DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!!!!

    pricecoolasice
    April 04, 2008
    9:14 PM PT

    One Can only imagine where the other hand is... I can't tell if the guy being attacked is scared or arroused.

    matchbox2022
    April 04, 2008
    9:18 PM PT

    I said give me back my banana!

    enrique01
    April 05, 2008
    12:09 PM PT

    Hacked by Chinese.

    Yert
    April 05, 2008
    1:05 PM PT

    not to Disney: pandas do know kung fu

    Rivenate
    April 05, 2008
    7:30 PM PT

    note to Disney: pandas do know kung fu

    Rivenate
    April 05, 2008
    7:31 PM PT

    YOU Smoked My Bamboo ?

    donewell
    April 06, 2008
    5:22 AM PT

    idiot who said u to choose panda as ur fighter from Tekken 6.

    niceboy
    April 06, 2008
    9:49 AM PT

    Panda: And I'm telling you again, this IS how we mate!!!

    Hiawatha
    April 06, 2008
    11:07 AM PT

    And I'm telling you again, this IS how we mate!!!

    Hiawatha
    April 06, 2008
    11:10 AM PT

    Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

    kkernspa
    April 07, 2008
    7:00 AM PT

    Ooohh.....Talk dirty to me.......preferably in Java or C++.

    pwhite0127
    April 07, 2008
    8:30 AM PT

    Donate to the WWF or I mess up your face, human!!!

    dweiss
    April 07, 2008
    9:56 AM PT

    Shhh! Don't speak! Come with me if you want to live!

    dragonles194
    April 07, 2008
    10:03 AM PT

    Shhh! Don't speak! Come with me if you want to live!

    dragonles194
    April 07, 2008
    10:12 AM PT

    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was the chili! Hold your breath!

    mattpeckham
    April 15, 2008
    9:02 AM PT
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