So it begins, with three posters I've nicknamed "Pushy," "Sulky," and "Sassy" (in that order) in the long and no doubt viral-hijinks-filled countdown to April 29, 2008. According to blog That Girl's Site, the author's cousin found three "wanted" posters slapped up near his place of employment, pulled them down, and let the blog author snap a couple photos. Want criminal bios? You got 'em.
There's a message at the bottom of the posters which reads "Notify the Liberty City Police Department with any information regarding the above subject" and an email which appears to read: tips@libertycitypolice.com.
Of course if you do happen to see any of the above characters for real, I highly recommend dialing 1-800-BE-SOBER instead.
[Thanks, EvilAvatar]