Gamervision wants hits and who am I not to hand them some. Need a cheap laugh? This one costs about four minutes, even if it is just nerds mocking nerds. If you didn't know about any of these "scandals," or they somehow fail to register, I guess you're just not nerdy enough...something you can of course swiftly remedy by hanging out more on message boards with a detached sense of irony and a mouthful of quips.
Without further ado, the First Annual Pwny Awards.
Gotta love it - crazy people :)